Thursday, December 02, 2004

Get out of the church you stupid dyke

Lesbian Minister's Credentials Revoked

Dear Irene Elizabeth,

You're here, your queer, and we're all used to it so shut your mouth. But just because you're out of the closet doesn't mean that everyone has to like you. This is still America, and people are still free to hate your stinking guts for no good reason. The majority of churches in the country don't accept your lifestyle. Tough shit. Get over it. Living a lifestyle that the church frowns upon doesn't make you anything special.

Why do you find it so important for the church to accept you anyway? What's the big deal? Can't you find God on your own? If you really need a support group to handle your spirituality why don't you start your own? Start your own congregation, find your own followers, and maybe even convert a few members from that oppressive cult to which you once belonged.

If that sounds like too much work, why don't you just find a more "progressive" church to accept you. I hear the Church of Elvis is looking for members. I don't know how the king felt about carpet munchers, but I'm sure the church is very open-minded. If not there's always scientology. They'll take anyone.

Whatever you decide to do, I beg you to please shut the fuck up, and move on with your life.




Blogger Blog ho said...

Shut up, Ed.

9:37 PM  
Anonymous urbangay said...

Why does this story bother you so much? Are you having difficulty dealing with homosexuality in general? in particular? By the way, there is a church started by a gay minister 40 years ago. It's called Metropolitan Community Church. Which brings up another question. Why do you want to confine gays to a gay ghetto? Which brings us back to the original question. What exactly is your problem?

5:13 PM  

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