Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Sarah Jessica Parker is an ugly skank


When Sex in the City first came on the air I had neither this Blog, nor HBO. If I had I would probably have said something nasty about Sarah Jessica Parker at that time. But since the horse nosed starlet of the show just started appearing a new Gap commercial, she has afforded me a fresh opportunity to comment on her ugliness.

Watching that ugly trollop prance around with that faggoty Lenny Kravits makes me want to puke. I don't care if she's a "sex symbol." Just because she dresses like a whore doesn't make her beautiful. She's an ugly skank, and she needs to be stopped.

If someone doesn't put an end to her ugly reign of terror soon, we might end up with ugly chicks everywhere thinking that they are actually attractive. If I want to look at ugly people I'll go to Wal-Mart, or watch reality TV. And there are plenty of ugly people on Reality TV (especially on Big Brother).

So someone needs to hold that bitch down and take a cheese grater to her snout before things get out of control.

25 Comments:

Blogger Matt the Hat said...

Amen!

5:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well put

4:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's nice to see average plain looking ppl like sarah be successful. Gives us normal looking folks a chance!

1:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you're such a jerk.the woman did nothing wrong to you,and you talk shit about her as if she weights like the fucking moon!!there's just smth. that is coming out of her,beauty from the inside,sense of humor...she's natural,why the fuck would i want to see some ugly deformed playmate who only wants to get married so she can get fat by setting on her ugly ass and after get a lipo and a few botox shots...anyway you suck!!! and you are shallow!!!

4:14 PM  
Blogger ShutUpEd said...

"smth." ? is "something" really the kind of word that is so long you need to abbreviate it?

She never did anything to me? She assaulted me with her ugly horseface when I was just trying to watch TV.

5:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sjp is a beautiful women and a talented actress - at least she has a life unlike u - it must be fun sitting on your arse all day bitching about people that are more successful then you. i bet sjp's arse looks better then you! get a real job.

7:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She looks like the back end of a horse. And she doesn't know how to dress. She was the last person who should do the Gap ads.

I'm so glad she doesn't anymore.

And in Sex in the City, everyone seems to think she's beautiful.

Hmm, right.

8:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree, she's not pretty, okay... So she's not event decent, but what do you look like Ed?

4:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A face made for radio.
I don't know why they casted her in Sex in the City. It's hard to accept the premise that men would actually find her attractive. By far the ugliest on the TV and screen. And to the person who write that she's beautiful on the inside: how would you know what she's really like? I'm sure she's just as exclusive and snobby like the rest of Hollywood.

3:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I absofuckinglutely agree with you. She is hideous. She looks like the wicked witch of the west. Have you seen her profile with the honking nose and the pointy chin? What I really hate though is her mannerism. A 40 year old woman who dresses like and has the mannerisms of a 12 year old is a fucking moron and deserves to die. I hate her.

7:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Forget about he way she looks, it's the stupid way she acts! The way she walks, like if she's all that. She thinks she is so cute and cool. She would have never made it big if it weren't for the 3 other characters in Sex in the City.

9:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No doubt about it she is so ugly!
Hey girls you want to know why your boyfriends / husbands never watched the show with you because everyone was ugly except for the brunette. I hate Sarah jessica parker. Man has she pulled the wool over all the stupid people's eyes thinking she has one ounce of fashion sense. The ballet tootoo over jeans...fucking classic! I don't care if you are wearing $500 dollar shoes and wearing the latest fashion...you are still ugly! Man I feel sorry for her husband having to make out with twocan sam every night. By the way she has also got a nose job....are you kidding me? Please tell me she plans to do it over several stages because it is dangerous to lose a quarter of your body weight in one procedure. Sarah Jessica Parker is UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tucan Sam.... Wicked Witch of the West....So funny and so true.

4:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SJP sucks. Someone should push her in front of a train.

2:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I happen to think that she is very sexy and all you loosers are just jelous, sore, loosers, who know you will never have a woman as hot as she is!!!!!

10:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She looks like a foot. She was kind of hot in Hocus Pocus, but it's been down hill ever since. The only reason I ever glance at Sex and the City is to check out Kristen Davis (the brunette) and Kim Cattrall doesn't look that bad (especially for her age.)

1:47 PM  
Blogger reality said...

she is extremely ugly and has no body either. she has the look of a witch. she is awkward and stinky looking. she has crows feet and wrinkles around her lips. she has stretch marks on her non existent ass and non existent tits.
can you imagine waking up in the morning and lying next to her stink ass and stink breath self? her pussy stinks too. she smells like ass when i met her at a cafe in soho.
i did not want her autograph i was trying to order a caramel machiato grande and she turned around like i would want her autograph. i pretended not to see her and held my breath because she smelled like a cows asshole. she is really ugly in person without makeup! i was like ewwwwww look at her bags under her eyes. she is horrible. too bad hollywood is nothing but jews. she would not make it if it had less jews.
jessica parker dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

3:29 PM  
Blogger reality said...

who cares. she will die one day and it will be a great day in the world.
she looks 50 years old. she really looks aged. i would like to see her with out her clothes on just so i could laugh. she has no ass or tits. she is as pale as death itself. i am not a fan. i don't see why people like her. she has nothing to say. she always sounds blank. like she is seanile.

3:33 PM  
Blogger reality said...

i agree with ed: she is ugly really really uuuuuuugly. phew i met her in person and she is toothpick thin like an aids patient and her breath really stinks horribly bad. i had the unfortunate experience in bumping into "it" at a starbucks. i smelled something awful like old period blood or shitty ass and when i looked up after i got my wallet out of my pocket it was her in front of me sans makeup(without) makeup. i flintched and pretended not to see her and, although i order the same coffee everyday, i acted as though i was into the menu. she cracked a smile at me as though i wanted her autograph and i immediately turned my head as though i was searching for my friend and quicked ordered and sped outta there to some fresh air on the outside. i haven't smelled that kinda smell since i went to the bronx zoo, she is nasty!!!! she puts the n in nasty!!!!!

3:39 PM  
Blogger reality said...

i work in the fashion and i model. so i have the luxury of meeting great people. she aint one of them, baby. most people i know don't like her because she is a typical jew. cheap as hell and always complaining about something or someone. she has a potty mouth on her and i am glad i don't have to deal with her on a regular basis.

3:42 PM  
Blogger reality said...

realize that what you see on tv is all fake. it takes hours in makeup for her to look normal. i am serious. i asked a good friend of mine how long does it take the makeup department to do her and he said at least 2 hours. and they have to touch her up through out the day for her scenes because she is too pale and looks like she has lupus.
she is a mule in the face. she is no beauty. they air brush her pictures and color her hair. the top hair stylist have to work on her because of the poor quality of her hair. since she has bulemia she throws up a lot and her teeth, hair and skin suffer for it. that's why her breath stinks soo sooo bad.
she was just in the right place at the right time for sex in the city. remember it's just a show for entertainment purposes only. don't get too involved with her. she has no real personality. she assumes the personality that the writers gives her. so don't think she is really like her character. she isn't fab-she doesn't have men calling her and wanting her. she is an old lookin whore from some tired background. she is a confirmed geek. look at her earlier pictures:GEEEEEEEEK NEEEEERD HORRIBLE!!!

3:49 PM  
Blogger reality said...

sjp knows she got lucky. she knows she is nothing like her character. she is the polar oposite of sex in the city. she is and old woman inside that ghost pale body. if you want to call it a body.
hollywood can make anyone into something hell look at oprah-madonna-and on and on.

3:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yikes! Yeah, she's ugly, but damn. some of the things you guys posted are mean. She's hideous, but that doesn't mean I want her dead. I just never ever want to see her again.

8:27 PM  
Anonymous jakejakejake said...

And I thought I hated her. Jeez. She's quite a trainwreck. The thing I don't understand is why with all her money she doesn't have her ugly face ripped off and have a pretty one put on. But at the end of the day, Kim Katrel (however you spell that) is the only one with any sex appeal.

11:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Finially someone who agrees with me... SHES so freaking nasty looking and the only reason shes a sex symobol is b/c she has jewish connections...

4:05 AM  

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